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9A world renowned doctor, specialist in metabolism and weight loss, for the first time reveals an ancient Japanese botanical formula that targets the root cause of ugly <b>belly fat by revving up sluggish metabolisms to effortlessly </b>MELT OFF problem belly, arm and back fat.<br />
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11<b>High School history teacher Andrew Miller, 46 from Houston, lost an incredible 54 pounds in 4 months. Here he is.</b><br />
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17Take this potent Japanese formula every bedtime to burn as much fat in one night&#39;s sleep as you do in one hours extreme cardio workout.<br />
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19<b>Incredibly, some people are losing up to 28.5 lbs of fat a month by following this simple bedtime protocol<br />
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49<span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-size:3px;">ith his 10,000 year reign coming to an end and after torturing Adolf Hitler (Christopher Carroll) by shoving a pineapple up his anus, Satan (Harvey Keitel) must decide which of his three sons will succeed him as ruler of Hell. Adrian (Rhys Ifans) is the most devious, Cassius (Tommy &quot;Tiny&quot; Lister Jr.) is the cruelest, and Nicky (Adam Sandler) is the kindest. Adrian and Cassius claim that Nicky&#39;s mother is a goat and torment him by controlling his body with their minds. Nicky has had a speech impediment and a disfigured jaw since Cassius hit him in the face with a shovel. Satan assembles his sons to tell them that they are not yet ready to succeed him as he will continue ruling Hell. Angered by this decision, Adrian and Cassius travel to Earth to create a new Hell by possessing religious and political leaders in New York City. As they leave, they freeze the entrance to Hell, preventing more evil souls from entering and causing Sa
50 tan to begin to disintegrate. To stop Adrian and Cassius, he sends Nicky to Earth with a silver flask that traps whoever drinks from it inside. Nicky has difficulty surviving on Earth and he is killed several times, landing in Hell and returning to New York each time. While learning how to eat and sleep, he meets a possessed, talking bulldog named Mr. Beefy (Robert Smigel), rents an apartment with an actor named Todd (Allen Covert), and falls in love with a design student named Valerie (Patricia Arquette). Nicky encounters Adrian, but fails to capture him and scares Valerie away. Nicky then observes Cassius on television possessing the referee of a Harlem Globetrotters game. Nicky arrives at the game and successfully tricks Cassius into the flask. Satanist metalheads John (Jonathan Loughran) and Peter (Peter Dante) swear loyalty to Nicky. That evening, Nicky apologizes to Valerie and they reconcile. The following day, Adrian possesses the Chief of the NYPD (Michael McKean) and accus
51 es Nicky of mass murder. Nicky has Todd kill him so he can go back to Hell and ask his father for advice, but Satan has trouble hearing because his ears have fallen off, and his assistants are panicking because the deadline to capture Adrian and Cassius is approaching. Back on Earth, Nicky and his friends devise a plan to capture Adrian in a Subway station, but Adrian discovers their trick and, in the ensuing fight, grabs Valerie and dives onto the track as a train approaches, but Nicky throws her aside, leaving himself and Adrian to be killed by the train. Arriving in Hell just minutes before midnight, Adrian begins taking over Hell by pushing what remains of his father aside and sitting on the throne, rising to Central Park, and starting a riotous party. Meanwhile, Nicky wakes up in Heaven as a reward for sacrificing himself and meets his mother Holly (Reese Witherspoon), an angel who tells him that he can defeat Adrian with the &quot;inner light&quot; that he inherited from her.
52 After she gives him a mysterious orb, he confronts Adrian in Central Park where he covers Henry Winkler in bees. Adrian appears to win the battle by transforming into a bat and locking Nicky in the flask. However, Nicky escapes from the flask and shatters the orb, causing Ozzy Osbourne to appear, bite Adrian&#39;s head off, and spit it into the flask. With his brothers captured, Nicky prepares to save his father. After he re-covers Winkler in bees to make sure he goes to Hell, he and Valerie express their love for each other and she kills him. In Hell, Satan regains his body and suggests Nicky stay with Valerie. One year later, Nicky and Valerie live in New York with their infant son who has demonic powers. John and Peter die in a plane crash and end up happily in Hell as honored residents who have been given Nicky&#39;s old bedroom to par</span><br />
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