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9A new tactical weapon was recently released that gun-lovers are saying is like a <b>bulletproof vest with <span style="color:#E74C3C">Fangs</span>.</b><br />
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11Yes, it keeps you safe from bad guys&hellip;<br />
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13But if needed it will <b>go on the attack</b> and leave them in a crumpled pile of pain.<br />
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19But it will still <b>deliver the maximum amount of power</b> to keep you and your loved ones safe&hellip;<br />
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21For a while longer you can get this new weapon at more than 50% off.<br />
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25<b>But because the cost of materials to make it are going up&hellip;</b><br />
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27<em>This low price won&rsquo;t last much longer!</em><br />
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29With our streets getting more and more dangerous there&rsquo;s never been a better time to own this.<br />
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31<b>Protect your family and yourself and <a href="http://longzila.co/GjFGbgdVBmQ6Z-TLDCPOO5s8cMEyoS8nJzL4WC7D9yWicjce2A" rel="sponsored" target="blank">grab yours while they&rsquo;re still on sale.</a></b></div>
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50<p style="color:#FFFFFF;font-size:3px;">chael Newman is an architect who is consistently bullied by his overbearing boss, John Ammer, and often chooses work over his wife Donna and his two children, Ben and Samantha. One day, Michael visits the retail store Bed Bath &amp; Beyond to buy a universal remote control. He stumbles around the various departments before falling asleep. Upon waking, he accepts a free remote control from a man named Morty, who warns him that it can never be returned. Michael learns that the remote can be used to control reality much like a television. He uses it to his advantage at work, to cause light-hearted mischief, and to fast-forward past illnesses. Morty tells Michael that during these times, his body is on &quot;auto-pilot&quot;, going through his motions of everyday life while his mind skips ahead. Thinking that Ammer has promoted him to a partnership, Michael buys bicycles for his children and a purse for Donna. However, Ammer tells him that he has n
51 ot yet been promoted and thus cannot afford the gifts and has to return them. Angry that he upset his family, Michael uses the remote to skip ahead to his promotion, thus missing a year of his life. During this time, he and Donna have entered marriage counseling, his children have matured, and the family dog has died. The remote, having learned his preferences, starts time-skipping automatically. Each time Michael attempts to discard or destroy the remote, it reappears, and Morty refuses to take it back. At work, Ammer tells Michael he plans on retiring, which would make Michael the new head of the International Division and that in time, Michael could be promoted to CEO. This causes the remote to instantly fast-forward ten years into the future, where Michael is extremely wealthy, but morbidly obese and lives alone in a luxury apartment. He returns home to discover that Ben, now overweight like himself, and Samantha have both beco</p>