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| 8 | <a href="http://immuneherb.us/QC3uDiMKFJPF8QYPfaHdyicv0t-PZE5oQbxLmIP62zwwVIdi7A" style="text-decoration:none;color:#000000;">I just noticed you haven’t grabbed your <b style="font-family:calibri;font-size:30px;color:#993333;"><u>FREE</u></b> shoulder holster yet.<br /> |
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| 10 | <mark>Don’t worry I’m still holding one back for you.</mark><br /> |
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| 12 | <b><u style="color:#0066CC;">Just click here to claim it.</u></b><br /> |
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| 14 | We started out with 500, but over the past few days I can’t believe how fast they’ve gone.<br /> |
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| 16 | Thankfully I was able to set one aside for you, but if you <b>don’t claim it soon</b> I may be forced to pass it on to someone else.<br /> |
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| 20 | <b>And can you really beat Free?</b><br /> |
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| 22 | Especially to test out what could end up being your most comfortable concealed carry holster?<br /> |
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| 24 | It’s a deal I’d hate to see you miss out on.<br /> |
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| 26 | Which is why I’ll give you a <b>few more hours</b> to snag your <b>free holster.</b><br /> |
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| 28 | <b><u style="color:#0066CC;">Last Chance to Get Your Free Shoulder Holster Here.</u></b><br /> |
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| 37 | <span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-size:8px;">hael Newman is an architect who is consistently bullied by his overbearing boss, John Ammer, and often chooses work over his wife Donna and his two children, Ben and Samantha. One day, Michael visits the retail store Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a universal remote control. He stumbles around the various departments before falling asleep. Upon waking, he accepts a free remote control from a man named Morty, who warns him that it can never be returned. Michael learns that the remote can be used to control reality much like a television. He uses it to his advantage at work, to cause light-hearted mischief, and to fast-forward past illnesses. Morty tells Michael that during these times, his body is on "auto-pilot", going through his motions of everyday life while his mind skips ahead. Thinking that Ammer has promoted him to a partnership, Michael buys bicycles for his children and a purse for Donna. However, Ammer tells him that he has |
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| 38 | not yet been promoted and thus cannot afford the gifts and has to return them. Angry that he upset his family, Michael uses the remote to skip ahead to his promotion, thus missing a year of his life. During this time, he and Donna have entered marriage counseling, his children have matured, and the family dog has died. The remote, having learned his preferences, starts time-skipping automatically. Each time Michael attempts to discard or destroy the remote, it reappears, and Morty refuses to take it back. At work, Ammer tells Michael he plans on retiring, which would make Michael the new head of the International Division and that in time, Michael could be promoted to CEO. This causes the remote to instantly fast-forward ten years into the future, where Michael is extremely wealthy, but morbidly obese and lives alone in a luxury apartment. He returns home to discover that Ben, now overweight like himself, and Samantha have both become moody teenagers, and that Donna has divorced hi |
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| 39 | m and remarried to a man named Bill. When he argues with them, the new family dog jumps on Michael and knocks him into a coma. The remote time-skips six years to when Michael wakes, no longer obese as a result of having unde</span><br /> |
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