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8<p style="width:600px;padding:15px; text-align:left; font-family:arial;font-size:17px;">Harvard doctors reveal a direct link between excruciating back pain (or sciatica) and <a href="http://airbudsspro.us/eBhCx0Xy-vO41h6Lot1YMqAYp6RnZPZNzBcdes1Y_skFyES_GQ" style="font-weight:bold; color:#FF0000;">this little-known muscle.</a><br />
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10<b>Can you guess what it is?<br />
11A. trapezius<br />
12B. piriformis<br />
13C. gastrocnemius/calves</b><br />
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15You probably won&#39;t get it right, even if you&#39;re a total health nut.<br />
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23<b>P.S.</b> According to a world-renowned back pain expert, Emily Lark, stretching this little-known muscle is KEY to relieving sciatic nerve and eliminating unbearable, annoying back pain that never seems to go away.<br />
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31<b><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-size:3px;width:600px;">ial Ed (voiced by Jim Florentine): Bobby Fletcher&#39;s mentally challenged younger cousin who constantly repeats himself, makes random comments and shouts his catchphrase &quot;Yay!&quot; until the other caller gets frustrated. He makes a cameo in one of Bobby&#39;s prank calls, &quot;Let Me Put My Brother on the Phone&quot;. In two prank calls of his own (one to a movie theater and one to a video store), Ed reveals that his favorite film is Air Bud. In the video-store call, he works in several references to The Shining. Ed is not present in the 2019 revival due to the character being deemed too offensive for modern audiences. Dick Birchum (voiced by Adam Carolla): A psychotic Vietnam War veteran whose hobbies include carpentry, Shotokan karate, spying on women in their beds or bathrooms by drilling holes or a hidden camera, and gun ownership. He has a 600-pound wife, a large 8-year-old son, and conjoined twin daughters. He l
32 ost part of his right leg in the war and 3 right-hand fingers in a carpentry accident. He frequently refers to his time in Vietnam and &quot;smoking hash out of a human skull&quot;. Jimmy (voiced by Jimmy Kimmel): A Kimmel-based grown man who lives with his mother. He also has two young children who swear and play juvenile pranks. Bobby Fletcher (voiced by Jim Florentine): Ed&#39;s stoner underachieving older cousin. He is known to belch uncontrollably into the phone, which he uses to his advantage in order to annoy the victims of his prank calls. Elmer Higgins (voiced by Jimmy Kimmel): A crabby, elderly man (based on Kimmel&#39;s grandfather). He makes complaint calls and frequently goes off on unrelated, long-winded tangents about his younger days and various irrelevant subjects. He sometimes mentions his brother Charlie, as well as his gay grandson, Terrence Catheter. Helen Higgins (voiced by Susie Essman): Elmer&#39;s beautiful wife of over 60 years, she is an elderly woman who
33 likes to proposition young men. Her son gave her a pet parrot who is well-versed in profanity. In a late-in-the-series sketch about Elmer wanting driving lessons, he mentions that she has died. Landalious &quot;The Truth&quot; Truefeld (voiced by David Alan Grier): A former football player who likes to rap. Spoonie Luv (voiced by Tracy Morgan): A smooth-talking African American hip hop-type character who makes lewd and suggestive comments. He often refers to himself as &quot;Spoonie Luv from Up Above&quot;. In one particularly noteworthy prank call, he attempts to sell a video store tapes of himself masturbating. Hadassah Guberman (voiced by Sarah Silverman): A Jewish female college student who works various part-time jobs, including conducting surveys for O magazine. She frequently asks intrusive questions and makes veiled passive-aggressive insults. Her sexuality and sanity seem highly questionable. Terrence Catheter (voiced by Jimmy Kimmel): Elmer Higgins&#39; grandson is an effe
34 minate redhead who acts as spokesperson for various celebrities, such as Tom Cruise, Bill Cosby, Jared Fogle, J.K. Rowling, Mr. T and the Olsen twins. He calls various places of business to book appearances and asks them to comply with the celebrities&#39; ridiculous demands. Tony Deloge (voiced by Bob Einstein): A loud-mouthed, fast-paced politician who calls random people to pander for votes as &quot;district selectman&quot;. He occasionally tries to use his political power to get things for free. Cammie Smith (voiced by Lisa Arch): A nymphomaniac, she is a somewhat conceited, condescending 23-year-old exotic dancer. Boomer and the Nudge (voiced by Jimmy Kimmel and Patton Oswalt): Two obnoxious morning-radio disc jockeys who call people to make &quot;on-air dares&quot;. Junkyard Willie (voiced by the Touch-Tone Terrorists): An obstructionist in the form of a gravelly-voiced black man who is actually an import from the Touch-Tone Terrorists where he is a regular character. He appea
35 rs in two sketches as a supervisor at YPS (&quot;Yankerville Package Service&quot;). Jim Bob the Handicapped Hillbilly (voiced by the Touch-Tone Terrorists): A mentally challenged hillbilly who works with Junkyard Willie at YPS. Sav Macauley (voiced by Dane Cook): The overly enthusiastic host of a phone game show, &quot;The Phone Zone&quot;, where he calls people and asks ridiculous random trivia questions for cash prizes and interjects his own sound effects. OCD Ken (voiced by Kevin Nealon): An accountant with obsessive-compulsive disorder who prefers cleanliness and even numbers. He often requests people to press the pound key as part of his disorder. Danny (voiced by David Alan Grier): A man who repeatedly gets nervous or disgusted causing him to vomit over the phone. The vomit is depicted as an Exorcist-like liquid shooting out of the puppet&#39;s throat. Chip Douglas (voiced by Fred Armisen): A Mexican immigrant who is perpetually building a house with minimal supplies and poor
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