HTTP/1.1 -1 Read error in cache disk data: SuccessContent-Type: text/csv; charset="utf-8" Last-Modified: Sat, 22 Jan 2022 06:24:40 GMT Content-length: 4262 Connection: Close Proxy-Connection: Close X-Cache: HIT from web1.osuosl.org Server: ProxyTrack 0.5 (HTTrack 3.49.2) id,summary,reporter,owner,description,type,status,priority,milestone,component,version,severity,resolution,keywords,cc,lang,patch,platform 3891,Spraying WD-40 in your joints!?,"""Your Knees"" ",,"{{{ Spraying WD-40 in your joints!? http://gummiies.us/sl0oxqx_0aYZ0MlixtWjcw7Tp2M3opTOLMfl6x6Ge0kmkOGk http://gummiies.us/CmNKYWCgivb7gij2wHGt1JQR2mcnR_wfx-EDcvDeG-QtqHp0qA ce Bigalow (Rob Schneider), an insecure fishtank cleaner, is fired for cleaning the tank at a public aquarium while naked. Deuce is unsuccessful in attracting women, so he attempts to keep himself busy at work. On a house call, he meets the Argentinian male prostitute Antoine Laconte (Oded Fehr). Antoine is going on a business trip, and so asks Deuce to care for his sick lionfish and protect his home while he is away. Deuce accidentally sets Antoine's kitchen on fire when trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster, and breaks an expensive fish tank. Fearing Antoine will kill him, Deuce is forced to find a way to pay $6,000 for the damage. Low-rent pimp T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin) offers to help Deuce make enough money to buy a new fish tank, and convinces Deuce to take over the absent Antoine's role as a gigolo. Deuce decides to make the clients feel better about themselves, since he only desires to have sex with beautiful women. Deuce meets unusual clients but he still manages to get along with them, despite there being no sex involved, by helping them with certain issues in their lives. The clients include Carol (Deborah Lemen), a woman who is severely narcoleptic; Ruth (Amy Poehler), who has Tourette syndrome with coprolalia, and therefore is afraid of socializing; Fluisa (Big Boy), an obese woman weighing close to 750 pounds; and Tina (Torsten Voges), a woman that has a pituitary gland disorder and is extremely tall. Deuce's list of clients gradually increases, with each client being satisfied by much more fulfilling measures due to his personal attention and friendship. However, Deuce falls in love with one of his clients, Kate (Arija Bareikis), who has a prosthetic leg. She later breaks up with Deuce when she finds out that he was a prostitute hired by her friends. Meanwhile, Deuce is being stalked by Detective Chuck Fowler (William Forsythe), who demands Antoine's ""black book"" of clients and threatens to take Deuce to jail if he does not comply. Deuce eventually helps Fowler please his wife (Jacqueline Obradors) by stripping and erotically dancing for her, and the two make amends. Deuce is still taken into custody on prostitution charges, as Fowler needs someone to bring in and Deuce refuses to betray his friend T.J. At the hearing, it is revealed that Deuce never slept with any of the clients except for Kate. Since Deuce gave back the money to Kate and was not paid for sex with her, he is cleared of all charges. Using the money he made, Deuce restores Antoine's fish tank, although due to time constraints, he is warned that the glass may not be installed properly. Unfortunately, Kate's blind roommate accidentally kills the prize fish in Antoine's aquarium when she starts the mixer in which the fish was being kept. Deuce buys a replacement fish and returns to Antoine's house just before he returns. Antoine taps the new aquarium and the glass shatters. Deuce then reveals his prostituting adventures to the furious Antoine. Enraged, Antoine tries to kill Deuce and at one point shoots a crossbow bolt at him. Fluisa shows up, comes between the two men, and saves Deuce's life (she is not killed because the bolt hits her breasts, between which she has hidden a roast chicken). Antoine is then arrested by Detective Fowler and Deuce marries Kate. The end sequences continues to follow the epilogue. Deuce's father (Richard Riehle) becomes a male prostitute. Fluisa underwent extensive liposuction and became a model in Victoria's Secret known as Naomi. Ruth opens up an all girls school for people with Tourette's. Carol manages to fulfill her dream trip to France. T.J. starts his own reality show dedicated to his experiences as a male prostitute. An incarcerated Antoine marries Tin }}} [attachment:""untitled-part.html""] ",,new,normal,2.11,none,3.8.0,medium,,,,,, 938&view=markup"