Changes between Initial Version and Version 1 of ParrotQuotes

Timestamp:

02/18/09 02:10:41 (13 years ago)

Author:

cotto

Comment:

first version with a dozen or so quotes

ParrotQuotes

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+This page documents some of the amusing things said in #parrot.  It's not really useful, but it helps with -Ofun.  Feel free to add your own quotes (preferably from #parrot or parrot-devel).
+
+{{{
+Whiteknight> i'm going to solve this issue if it kills me
+Whiteknight> and then I'm going to be all like "oh noes, it killz me! LOL"
+}}}
+{{{
+particle> don't touch that code! it worked yesterday. mostly.
+}}}
+{{{
+chromatic> Mac OS X will eventually provide a single header, called "oohshiny.h"
+           with a single function called "NSPushCandyColoredButton()".
+Coke>      I am drooling in anticipation of how shiny that button is!
+}}}
+{{{
+Coke> ok, tickets are cheap, but they're not as cheap as your mom
+}}}
+{{{
+cotto>     now to tackle "DOD"
+moritz>    department of defense? ;-)
+szbalint>  dangers of drinking
+Infinoid>  Donuts On Demand
+chromatic> Donut Order Detection
+moritz>    doughnuts of desaster
+szbalint>  DOD Ought Dereference
+chromatic> DOD of Recursing Daemons
+Infinoid>  devil's own doggy
+Infinoid>  deathtrap of despair
+}}}
+{{{
+particle>    $haze_the_new_guy->()
+whiteknight> am I still the new guy?
+particle>    if you have to ask...
+whiteknight> damnit
+}}}
+{{{
+particle>  i'll work on a shell alias for maek without a macarthur grant.
+particle>  i'm not proud.
+chromatic> Scab.  You're pushing wages down.
+}}}
+{{{
+chromatic> ...and I'll slap the hand of anyone who suggests that we need to *mark* and *sweep* 
+           these elements -- if you're lucky.  If you're not lucky, I'll take away your birthday.
+}}}
+{{{
+Whiteknight> well, I'm sorry to hear that. Speaking of wireless networking, I'm about 30 seconds 
+             away from breaking my goddamned router into a billion pieces
+Infinoid>    chances are, it isn't running my code then :)
+Whiteknight> no, it's some piece of shit netgear router. worst. router. ever.
+rurban>      who in the world buys this crap
+Infinoid>    Whiteknight, apparently
+}}}
+{{{
+Whiteknight> We have an RT ticket that requests the creation of a BigNum PMC. ergo, I am writing one
+Whiteknight> and when we decide that it's a stupid thing to have, we can open a second ticket to have it removed
+Whiteknight> ...and I'll rake in the karma on both transactions :)
+}}}
+{{{
+Coke> We do not need to reinvent every wheel. We're already reinventing several as it stands.
+}}}
+{{{
+chromatic> But we have backwards compatibility with Perl 4 to consider, so we can't change too much.
+}}}
+{{{
+chromatic> Want to work on a GC?
+PerlJam>   GC is completely opaque to me other than general concepts.
+chromatic> Then you're qualified.
+}}}
+{{{
+Coke>        Whiteknight: lucky for your, partcl doesn't use pct.
+Coke>        *you
+Whiteknight> what does partcl use instead?
+jonathan>    Whiteknight: It's written in a combination of bf and lolcode.
+}}}
+{{{
+Whiteknight> oh great, I can just imagine what a recursive descent parser must look like in bf
+chromatic>   Just like any other bf code, really.
+}}}
+{{{
+NotFound> PerlJam: at least you realize that others countries exists ;)
+pmichaud> NotFound:  PerlJam and I are in Texas, so yes -- we know about the other 49 countries.
+}}}
+{{{
+davidfetter> sam adams?!? in portland? i'd think in a brewpub town like portland, he'd lose on the name alone
+Whiteknight> yeah, that's why his opponent, Guinnes McBudweiser lost
+}}}
+{{{
+Infinoid>  I didn't distill anything, I just wrote it from scratch with malice aforethought.
+chromatic> Good.  I'm concerned that we haven't done that enough recently.
+}}}