| | 233 | {{{ |
| | 234 | * bacek spent few hours on Keys, Iterators and Hashes... |
| | 235 | bacek> I have one question - who designed it? So I can visit him with baseball bat in hands... |
| | 236 | chromatic> I'm not sure anyone designed it. |
| | 237 | bacek> oh shi... |
| | 238 | }}} |
| | 239 | {{{ |
| | 240 | chromatic> Make up a plan for what to do, and we'll see what we can do. |
| | 241 | bacek> ok. I'll try to make some .plan without using my favourite sentences about technical design. |
| | 242 | chromatic> "You are all idiots. I've known monkeys who can write code better than you. You are the universe's |
| | 243 | version of technical debt. I've sneezed better programs than you could ever write." |
| | 244 | bacek> Something like this :) |
| | 245 | chromatic> "There is a picture of your program next to the word CRACK in the dictionary." |
| | 246 | bacek> Small mistake. It's after "CRAP" :) |
| | 247 | chromatic> "If dmr read your program, he would invent time travel to prevent himself from inventing C so that you |
| | 248 | could never perpetuate such horror upon the world." |
| | 249 | bacek> dmr? |
| | 250 | purl> well, dmr is Dennis Ritchie, author of Unix and C; he is our Grey Eminence, and King. or at |
| | 251 | http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/ |
| | 252 | chromatic> "The only thing worse than your code is the compiler which allowed it." |
| | 253 | bacek> wow, we did you get it? I need this source of wisdom for my day-to-day technical discussions! |
| | 254 | bacek> s/we/where/ |
| | 255 | }}} |
